Saturday, June 21, 2008

This is my first time posting on the cell blog (:
Well, there's a joke that I'll like to share, but I hope it won't offend anyone.
There was this pope in Italy who wanted all the Chinese there to move out. The Chinese refused to budge and hence, they decided to have a debate. The Chinese representative, Ah Pei, knew he couldn't speak well. Thus,he suggested that they use actions to communicate. The pope agreed.

The debate began. The pope showed three fingers, Ah Pei showed one. The pope did a circle above his head, Ah Pei pointed to the floor. The pope took out wine and bread, Ah Pei took out an apple.

The pope conceded defeat and allowed the Chinese to continue living in Italy.Everyone was puzzled. The pope said, " When I showed three fingers to represet the holy trinity, Ah Pei showed one finger and said that there was only one God. When I drew a circle above my head to show that God is above us, he pointed to the floor and said that God is with us now. When I took out my bread and wine to show that God absorbs all sins, he took out an apple to show Man's first sin.

Now Ah Pei's version...
When the pope showed three fingers, I showed one and shouted a foul word. When he did a circle above his head to indicate that we have to go, I pointed to the floor and insisted that we're staying right here.

The people asked, " Then why did you take out your apple?"
Ah Pei replied," He took out his lunch so I took out mine"

Hahah. I hope this joke doesn't offend anyone :) God bless

bridget (: